Mineral Mahabarata

                                                                                         

Comedy entertainment as Mineral Mahabarata

*Any reader male or female will get a boon at the end of the story.*

In the food world, the curry of God-Snail was famous. He was the king at very varieties of dishes. He conquered the surrounding neighbor kingdoms, besides his empire spread gradually. He was the greatest archery-worrier who had great Inborn Shield. When he shot, the arrow went straight from the tip of Mt. Everest up to the tip Mt. Alp.    

He aimed to conquer the world.

One day, with millions of varied soldiers and the special attain dents of  Garlic, onion, ginger, alpine, tomato, zanthoxylum leaf, God snail riding chariot passed through western hemisphere. All the kingdoms of food items and various famous communities of curries can’t stand against the chariot. All followed him.

In the mean time the strongest vegetarian king named by Yongchak alias Monkey Rice alias Bean Tree ruled over the whole south Asian countries.  His mighty chemical weapon was recognized by everybody. Its strength, quality and power were extra ordinary. That, when he just born three pyramids were broken up and his first crying, “Hang nga..” impacted Himalayan nine ridges to resulting avalanche.

Mr.Bean , the  king Yongchak also heard the news of the great invader, God Snail.

He decided to face the great invader from the west world. So he prepared for war.

Gadak, gadak ,gadak …the chariot moved endlessly,  passed though the kingdoms of Africa  continent,  Europe  and central Asia. None could oblique the chariot of the God Snail.

Now he began entering South Asia, God Snail’s nose sensed a smell never met before. “Oops what is it? It struck at nose first. Whose land there? He asked Garlic. “I don’t know” Garlic replied, “it is different and more powerful than that of me.  It might be a warning that there should be a great potential powered originator.”

King Yongchak riding his great chariot moved through with attendants of fermented fish, chilly, broad bean, coriander  and large troops of his soldiers.

In a big meadow the two rivals were facing. Due to oblique the God snail’s chariot had to stop.

“Who is there? “ Snail cried angrily.

Yongchak : Hey, the Son Sinner Snail. Don’t see? I am oblique your way. Fight.

God Snail : You, the Homo Bitter Bean. Get out; otherwise I will cut your head.

Yongchak : Hey, eaten bowlful - uneaten bowlful.

God Snail : You, one day eaten-three days tasteful.

(At this, Yongchak’s eyes,  like its concave seed, looked at angrily).

Yongchak : Hey, the fresh covered by bone.

At this the Snail angrily cried, “Shut up, I declare war against you.”

The two emperors were preparing for war.

For this greatest war between  God Snail and the king Yongchak, the whole world’s communities and varieties came to the meadow to assist or join.

For assisting this war, Brinjal holding a club corn dog, wearing banitsa slipper passed through from Bulgaria.

Cucumber’s submarine sandwich raising American flag passed through Indian Ocean. 

Curry- wurst arising with German flake came in.

At last, with a group of followers; the champion of network Mr. Pumpkin wearing a Herbal-cap, a necklace headed diamond of Amway and hanging on shoulder a big Modicare bag, headed the meadow. He was stopped by the soldiers God Snail.

God Snail: Mr. Pumpkin, why do you come here? Collect people? A meeting?  Your plan show?  No, no, it is war field; go away.

Pumpkin : To assist you.

God Snail: How?

Pumpkin : We are too food supplements. Why not?  At this zero hour, let me present a mantra of Amway, an incantation of your aim’s turning point.

God Snail : Shut up. It will make my soldiers sleepers.

Pumpkin :   Okay, my king. What is your aim now?

God Snail: To kill Yongchak.

Pumpkin : If you learn this mantra, you can collect two men, then the two produce four; four to eight and goes on. Similarly when you shoot one arrow; it will produce as; one to two, two to four……      

The soldiers became yawn and sleeper.

The Conch began to blow. Soldiers awoke and ready to war.

The war started. 

The different troops of the two rivals fought against each other. Sword to sword; spear to spear; mace to mace; arrow to arrow went on by striking to each other.

Yongchak and God Snail were shooting arrow s from their respective great bows against each other. Yongchak’s arrows cut the arrows shot from God Snail and Yongchak’s arrow were too cut by God Snail.

The rival arrows were striking to each other endlessly. The cut and broken arrows fell off next by next, group by group never ending like rains.

From the Heaven the numerous gods and goddess including Sidaba Mapu (the Lord of Livings), Lord Krishna, Lord Jesus, Lord Allah, Indra Deva, etc. watched the severe war between Yongchak and God Snail.

Yongchak selected a special arrow of Baked Pastry. 

How nice the Baked Pastry’s coming out to assist Yongchak’s war! By wearing a wrapper of dried banana leaf; with special attendants of chilly, bason, fermented fishes;  came out as hissing “Shi sha, shi sha.”

Yongchak shot the arrow. But it was cut merely by God Snail’s arrow of straw berry.

The arrow of Lady Finger was selected.

To assist Yongchak's war Lady Finger wearing a greenish nightie, holding an umbrella of mushroom, came out at a musical scale like a fashion show lady.

But Yongchak backed it again.

Next, Yongchak selected a special arrow of Pop Corn. 

How nice the Pop corn’s coming out to assist Yongchak’s war! By riding an UFO of tub; flown out with a great roar.

Yongchak shot the arrow. But the Arrow-Pizza dropped it to Pyramid.

Yongchak selected another special arrow of Milk Porridge. 

How nice Milk Porridge’s coming out to assist Yongchak’s war! By wearing a white sun-glass and white milky trouser; riding a taxi of pot and holding a samurai of laden; drove out.

Yongchak shot the arrow. But it was folded merely by the arrow of Bulgur shot from God Snail.

Yongchak had to change his war plan that he had no more special powerful arrows. He remembered his great and extra ordinary sword.

In the mean time, God Snail threw a hand-bomb of fermented Soya bean.  When it went on Yongchak’s soldiers were scattered. Yongchak covering his nose with right hand; retreated and ran. But no way for running; he angrily sat down. “Now, let me use my famous chemical bomb; I kill all men, no one left” as saying this, at inclining position; released gas.

In the battle field the reactions of the two bombs produced a new powerful Hybrid.

“Oops, Oops, Oops..” said the soldiers thereby in the meadow. They separately ran away.

“This Hybrid weapon is enough” said Lord Krishna, ”It will destruct whole universe.” Krishna sent his Chakra; it cut the weapon.

But Lord Jesus blessed a boon to the weapon as saying,” At the future generations; this Hybrid Weapon of the two great worriers, should be used at good ways: as the mineral -digestive of aged men who been eating feasts.”      

   

All are subsided; soldiers backed and the war started again.

By riding on their respective chariots Yongchak and God Snail began war by shooting arrows against each other.

God Snail thought for a moment; he remembered Pumpkin’s plan show. He chose a special arrow and chanted the mantras of AimWay, Herbal life, Modicare and others. Then, the arrow was sent. By the amazing mantra the arrow produced another two follower- arrows; similarly the two produced four; the four to eight; the eight to sixteen; sixteen to thirty two and goes on. That, these never ending series of arrows, hit the Yongchak. Yongchak fell off the chariot. The audiences, god and goddess thought that Yongchak was killed by God Snail.

Yongchak was lying down unconsciously. Soldiers were chatting. "Our king has died.” Garlic said. ‘Death?’ Chilly asked, “Don’t his ill be cured till now?” Some soldiers ran for doctor calling.

In the mean time Mr. Pumpkin came as a doctor. “Hey, Don’t you enemy man?”Garlic asked Pumpkin. "Are you a spy?” Ginger said, " He can act as a great social doctor of AimWay/Herbal life/ModiCare..”

Pumpkin said calmly, "I am a certificate holder of WHO. At real net work, we have none enemy.”

Pumpkin had arranging to feed Yongchak a cup of energy drink. But Yongchak moved up, awoke normally. Everybody surrounding him made a noise of exciting.

 “Amazing” Pumpkin said, “Yongchak, only one seed is more powered protein than any other food supplement of the world.”

Yongchak’s body parts viewed as studded dented are due to the hit of God Snail’s arrows.  

The war began again. It ended shortly. The invader was defeated. That, Yongchak cut God snail’s neck with his great sword.  

Lord Krishna gave a boon to Yongchak as saying, ”Everybody becomes weak when old aged stages. But your clan should be increased strong and power when becoming old and older stages.”

So when entering March ; wearing over coat; don’t eat Yongchak that they have become the highest qualities.

By hearing this story those men or women who having unborn child will unborn by, by forever and who having born will born double.